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Daddy Issues:

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Daddy: *making bread*

Baby girl: *jumps on counter* Whatch making?

Daddy: Bread. *kneeds dough*

Baby girl: What kiiiiiiiinda bread?

Daddy: The kind you eat

Baby girl: *flops over* Daddyyyyyyyyyy… *continues to draw out word* …yyyyyyyyyyyy… *takes breath* yyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Daddy: French bread.

Baby girl: YAY!!!

Daddy: Off the counter, love

Baby girl: But I like it here

Daddy: Baby…

Baby girl: please can I stay? *curls up into little ball*

Daddy: *walks away, comes back with pillow. Places pillow under baby girls head and starts to work around her* only if you give me kisses when I pass by.

Baby girl: Yes Daddy! *kisses while he reaches for pan*

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Anonymous asked:

What's it like going down on a girl?

immovable--object answered:

It’s absolutely amazing. Don’t be nervous if it’s your first time or you’re just curious as to what it feels like..

It’s all about reading her body. Take your time, tease her a bit. Kiss her thighs, brush your lips over her core, barely touching it.
See how she reacts. Read her hips. Listen to her breathing. It should get slow and deep the more you turn her on.
Tease her a little more, ghost kisses along her thighs again, add some nips along the way, and when she least expects it, give her a slow wide lick.
Listen to her breath hitch. That’s when you know she’s yours.
Spread her legs. Spread her core too. Start slow. Start soft. Gently flick your tongue across her clit. Make her hips buck and jerk. Add more pressure. Start to suck on her clit. Run your tongue from her clit to her opening and tease her. She’ll love it. Gently bite her clit, just barely it will drive her mad. The best part of going down on a girl is when you’ve got her so worked up that one hand is in your hair, the other grasping the sheets, and her hips are rocking to the pace of your tongue. But the absolute best part, about going down on a girl are the tiny moans that escape when she can’t hold them any longer. It’s so fucking sexy.
Making a girl cum is fucking magical. Hold those hips down, make her ride your face until she can’t take anymore. She’ll thank you later.

That’s how I go down on my girl.

Going down on a girl is a magical experience, it’s addicting. If you’ve got the chance, take it. You won’t regret it. I promise.

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Blowjob Physics

  • Daddy: *hand feeding me bits of orange*
  • Me: *biting off half of a piece* Daddy! That piece is to big! I can't fit it all!
  • Daddy: *looks down at penis* Little girl I know for a fact you can fit bigger things than this slice in that little mouth.
  • Me: But Daddy! That's blowjob physics! It's not the same as regular physics! I don't know how it works but that's just the way it is! It's science!
  • Daddy: *facepalm*
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